Stupid Santa

I hate Santa. And I hope to show people how it is possible to have Christmas without that stupid man. Chocolate Bars from Russell Stovers were decorated like a dollar bill, but said "In Santa We Trust" and that just rings true for the season. It is 10% Jesus in the manger and 90% make believe Hoo-HA. You can try to justify the stupidity all you want but it's just the plain hard truth. You ruin Christmas when you make up such a dumb existence of Santa because you think it's worth it to see your kids "believe" in something. How about the virgin birth and resurrection of Jesus? Then parents wonder why their kids grow up to not believe in anything. Captain Obvious.